Guess What... chicken butt

Hey there blog readers. I hope you have had a good month. I think it has been about that long since I last made a blog. I still haven't found a new job, but I am still looking every day. YES every day. I do have an interview tomorrow. I had asked my oldest daughter what kind of job should I look for that she thought I would enjoy. (as I think in my head, I like sex) Sam (my daughter) says, well what about sex? All I could do was bust out laughing. So for the past few months I have been looking for this "dream job". Guess who calls me today.... A sex shop (adult toys, accessories, lingerie, and movies). So I have an interview tomorrow. I hope I get it, I am sure I'd be great at it, hell who am I kidding- I am awesome at anything I want to be. The pay is about $15k more than I make now and 2 miles from my house. Wish me luck!

I have also been actively pursueing a mate/partner/soulmate. I went out on one date with this guy I met over some dating site (that will remain nameless since I am not getting paid to promote them). He was nothing near what I would normally go for. He wasn't tall, he was covered in tattoos, and all kinds of facial piercings. We had a great time and he was really sweet. He had this soft voice that totally didn't match his looks. I was impressed with myself that I didn't get drunk. But then again, as I preach to my clients, you don't want to get drunk on your first few dates with someone. You have to keep your mind clear so you can make rational decisions. (no beer goggles) I may go out with him again, just not too sure right now. I have set up dates with a couple of other guys, neither one panned out. So if you know of an attractive man who is gainfully employed, knows how to budget his money, has a car, and lives in the NOVA area, hook a sista up! I feel I may be sexually frustrated. I haven't got to see my FWB since New Years. He is a great dad and tries to spend as much time with his kids as possible. And I can respect that, but a woman has needs. Anywho....

I had an amazing weekend this past weekend. Well not WEEKEND, but Saturday. I had to work Saturday at 9am so I didn't go out Friday. I was supposed to go on a date Saturday but that didn't happen. So me and the "kids" (jay, sam, ty, and jess) all went to the Locher Frat House for Tammys birthday party. eeeewwwwwweeeeeeee did someone get wasted. And that someone would be me! I didn't act a fool or do anything super stupid except tell this guy to show me his penis. Here's the way I look at it, if you are going to sit there and continually talk about how big your cock is, you better be prepared to show it. His friend was HOT though. But seriously, at some time I have to stop being attracted to these young guys! I just can't help it. A guy who is 22 will come up and talk to me before a man who is 42, go figure. Ty has decided he is my "house husband". He tells me, you can see who ever you want to outside this door (while pointing to my door) but once you get in this house, we're married. LOL!! Well its so funny because he is a friend of my daughters. I think he is either 19 or 20 and only 5ft 3. This kid is a trip. So what else can I tell you about?

This is a picture from saturday. Its of my daughter Sam and her best friend Jess

Me and my bestie Ron, he's super wastedpants

me & tammy at her birthday party

Some cute kid. I still can't remember what his name is. Mike? Paul? I have no idea.

So I am talking to my mom again. And I am glad I am. I am still mad at her for what she did, but she is my mom and I love her. She has had the worst 2 weeks EVER. She found out that her beloved best friend (her dog Zoe, an australian shepard) had cancer. Not just one but 2 different cancers. It took her so fast. She had taken Zoe to the vet on Friday and she was gone by Tuesday. My mom is just so miserable and sad. I wish I had the time to go over to her house more right now but since I don't have a license I really can't. I did get to see my sister last weekend too. My god how I have missed her. I have a love for my sister that can not be compared. Since I had my oldest daughter (almost 17 years ago), my sister and I have been best friends. Well that is up until the "incident" that happened a couple of years ago. I just wanted to hug her so bad but she was being really "dry" towards me so I didn't. I did say goodbye to her and say it wasnice to see her, but that was it. Here are some final pictures of Zoe and the family.

Me, Punkee, Mom, Zoe (the black & white one), and Annie

Mia, Sam, and Zoe

In the picture below, you can see some of the tumors on her neck where it is shaved. :(

Zoe Godfrey RIP 12/10-02/12, you will be greatly missed! :'(

So the misery continues. While I was at the party Saturday my best friend of 24 years calls me and tells me that his girlfriend of 8 years came home and told him that she was in love with another man. So that put a minor damper on my buzz for about an hour. I talked to him for a while but then had to go back to my partying. Damn, I hate when my blogs end on a sad note. I hope to blog again Wednesday about my interview tomorrow.

Until then...............